Valley of the Rocks Campsite
Great location, Poor facilities, Terrible Management!
Our first impressions of this site were very positive. It is extremely well located and very reasonably priced. Unfortunately, the site is overseen by an every present, overzealous and officious manager, who runs the place more like an open-prison than a holiday park.
Our suspicions were first aroused by the array of abrupt signage that greets you as you drive onto the site. This includes multiple-“no parking”, “no ball games”, “shut the gate”, “dogs on a lead at all times”, “visitors must report to reception”, “max speed 10MPH” etc. etc. etc. However, we surmised that whilst the directness (and certainly the quantity) of the notices seemed excessive, their general nature was not uncommon to most sites and therefore (regretfully) we paid no further attention to this and gladly booked onto the site for the forthcoming week.
What we didn’t realise however, was that this was just the tip of the iceberg and pretty soon a whole host of further rules, regulations and general un-pleasantries soon began to surface. These included:
• Do not enter the toilet block wearing a wetsuit – Apparently the sand can block the drains and therefore such items are not allowed passed the toilet block door. Fair enough you may think?
• Do not use the tap in the middle of the field – Whilst there is nothing to tell you not to do this, you can be assured that within a few minutes the manager will be stomping up and demanding that you immediately stop washing off your Wellies (or whatever else you may be doing), as using this tap is “inappropriate!” Apparently, use of this tap will wet the field?? You are instead directed to a more distant tap, which may be used for such purposes………. unless of course you decide to wash of you wetsuit at this second tap. In such instances you can be assured that the manager will once again be stomping up and demanding that you immediately stop what you are doing! Apparently, washing off your wetsuit anywhere on the site is inappropriate, as the sand (falling onto the soak-away pebbles) is considered a further nuisance. Anyone wishing to wash off a wetsuit is told to do so only by using the tap down at the beach, which I indeed tried to do this the very next day, only to discover that this tap was broken and looked like it hadn’t worked for many months! Still, never mind.
• Do not attempt to play Badminton – Thinking that the “No Ball Games” sign meant just that i.e. no football, cricket, rounders, or other forms of entertainment using a spherical object, we mistakenly decided to try and have a game of badminton with the kids. Yes you’ve guessed it! Before the game was ten minutes old the manager was stomping over demanding that we immediately stop this game also. Apparently the area we were playing in could be used as a touring pitch (even though it wasn’t being used that day!!). Although we suggested that we would move immediately if the area was required by anyone, this was not good enough and we were told to “just stop playing now”. When asked if she thought this was reasonable, we were told, “if you didn’t like it, you know what you can do!”…i.e. leave the site, I presume. I now realise that the “No Ball Games” actually means “No Fun”.
• Antiquated facilities - The campsite area is extremely pretty in its rugged nature. In particular the grounds appear little changed in the many years since the site first opened, which is a good thing! Unfortunately, the same can be said of the toilet block, which also appears relatively untouched since just after the war, which is a bad thing! I mean putting 20p into meter for a shower (and even to get hot water from a tap!!) – I ask you? Also, although florescent tubes are fitted within the block, it appears that the campers cannot be trusted with the use of a light switch, leaving you to fumble about in the dusk, trying to discern the 20ps in a pocket full of change by touch alone, before moving on to the more risky task of guessing which tap is hot and which is cold, as there is no way you can tell red from blue in the gloom. Also, don’t forget to take your own toilet paper.
• No Electric Kettles – The electric hook-up is only 6 Amp, meaning that mod cons such as microwaves, vacuum cleaners and hair dyers are out of the question. Although we quickly realized that the electrics trip if you try to use an electric kettle, fortunately a neighbor warned us is whispered tones “don’t let her see you trying to use an electric kettle – or she’ll go mad”, before we presented an opportunity for further admonishment.
• Toilet Block Rules - And then there are the toilet block rules!!!!
Yes, rules, rules and more rules! In fact three or four sheets of them! Covering every aspect of the ablutions process. These tell you a prescriptive list of do’s and don’ts that the Commandant of Colditz would have been proud off. However, the bit that really got my goat, was that each of these lists (and also the comprehensive lists concerning dogs, open fires and barbecues – all separate lists of course), all conclude with a threat of “failure to comply will result in the offender being asked to leave the site – “without refund”!
I could go on and on, but I will conclude now by saying that I think this site could be one of the best on Anglesey, if only the facilities were updated and most importantly, if the owners employed someone who had at least heard of customer service. Failing that, and as an absolute minimum, perhaps they could employ someone to run the site on their behalf, who actually likes to see people having a nice time!
You have been warned!!